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Jason Mesnick has already narrowed the field of candidates to 12 on the bachelor.

But we have reason to believe we know which of the dozen aspiring trophy wives will receive the final rose at the end of this, the reality show's 13th season.

Theories that Melissa Rycroft - a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader - will be asked to be Mrs. Jason Mesnick were surfacing even before this video, created by a Canadian dude with too much free time, surfaced on the Internets.

See what you think of his theory as it relates to Melissa Rycroft:

Hmm. Not bad sleuthing by this self-depricating Canuck.

This "pinky ring theory" certainly has merit, however, making all the women - or at least the final four - pose with Jason Mesnick as he bends down, pretending to propose is not something we would put past The Bachelor.

So don't panic too much yet, Molly Malaney fans.

The Black Eyed Peas officially merged with Transformers this weekend.
Singer Fergie nd actor Josh Duhamel got married Saturday last night.
The long-time couple tied the knot at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu, as Fergie carried a bouquet and the couple exchanged H. Stern rings engraved with personal messages.

Wow. When you've resorted to posting bikini photos of yourself on your own website in a shameless bid to stay relevant, the following things are true:

You have too much free time, and may want to consider filling it with some more acting roles, or at least eating the occasional sandwich.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose nauseating, staged pics sell for modest sums 2-3 times a week, are totally bigger stars than you.

You are trying to show Cisco Adler what he's missing.

Okay, so the third one is a guess, but there's no disputing the first two.

Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but hey, we'll bite and give her what she craves - a little attention.

Lucy Pinder may have gigantic boobs, but she's very similar to a majority of men around the world:

She wants to see Megan Fox nude.
The British lingerie model recently told Great Britain's The Sun that she finds the Transformers star to be rather attractive.
"She is hot, she looks like a doll," Pinder said

If you're the 82-year old owner of the world's most famous men's magazine, you needn't choose between busty young blondes.

You can go to bed with Crystal Harris, Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon every night of the week. And we have little doubt that Hugh Hefner does just that.

But if you're a reader of the country's most buzzed about celebrity gossip site, sorry, we're making you take sides in this battle between Playboy bunnies...

Scarlett Johansson may be in love with Ryan Reynolds, but that won't stop millions of men from dreaming about the gorgeous actress tonight.

In a recent interview with Harper's Bazaar, Johansson opened up about her engagement to the Definitely, Maybe star.

"I wasn’t surprised that it was happening, but anyone being presented with a beautiful diamond ring, as a girl, you just squeal with delight. You say you can’t believe it, but of course you really can."

Move over, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
Crystal Harris wants to make her presence as Hugh Hefner's third new girlfriend known!

The 22-year old busty blonde revealed on E! Online’s message board that she's moved into the Playboy mansion alongside the aforementioned twins.

“Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion,” Harris wrote, adding that only only her and the Shannons have replaced Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson so far, though “there are a couple [other girls] that we have interest in."

As for details about Harris: she's a psychology student at San Diego State University. Her MySpace page paints her as a passionate romantic that loves a good cliche as much as a wrinkle-laden roll in the sack:

"I believe in opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."

2009 Zhang Ziyi Sexy Photos Gate! Beach breast-revealing meets shameless secret photographing!

Presently, Zhang Ziyi and foreigner boyfriend Vivi Nevo went to the seaside for a vacation, during which they closely interacted, and were secretly photographed by bold foreign journalists. Afterward, the pictures have been wildly spread on the internet, many of them exposing the two people being amorous beach pictures.

It is reported, amongst the group of 80 plus pictures, Zhang Ziyi wears a red diamond studded bikini with boyfriend Vivi Nevo at a small French island– St. Bart beach resort [?]. During this time, Zhang Ziyi nonchalantly did yoga at the seaside, and once tired, returned to the beach to rest, while her boyfriend was continuously kept her company on her right.

We have bad news for Ross McCall.

And great news for the 3.2 billion other men on the planet (including those of us who may have had a Jennifer Love Hewitt poster in our room at college... and a picture of the actress in our wallet).

The Ghost Whisperer star and her fiance have ended their relationship, sources confirm to People Magazine.

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," an insider said. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

Representatives for Hewitt and McCall had no immediate comment.

However, reports indicate that the the relationship was doomed once Jennifer Love Hewitt realized she was Jennifer Love Hewitt, and that she was engaged to some random bloke named Ross McCall.

The least shocking news of 2009 has been confirmed: Aubrey O'Day will pose naked for playboy.
The photos of this singer in her skanky birthday suit will be published in March, giving all who plan on purchasing the issue plenty of time to bathe before doing so.
"Aubrey’s making about $500,000 to drop trou," an insider told The New York Daily News. "For that kind of money, she was like ‘Why not?’"
Shots of Lisa Rinna nude will also grace the pages of Playboy this spring. We just thought you should know. We also thought you should check out O'Day's history of posing in the almost-buff.

Okay, Ashlee Simpson didn't wear a bra as a top on New Year's Eve. Technically, at least. It sure as heck looks like she did, though. Check out Ashlee's "suit" below as she posed for photos at the Pure nightclub's hot NYE bash in Las Vegas...

Need proof that 2008 was a good year for Lindsay Lohan?

The actress/singer/part-time lesbian spent the holidays in Miami, strolling along the beach - and looking relatively normal while doing so!

Whatever Samantha Ronson is feeding her girlfriend, it's working...

George Clooney might be sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Figured we'd put that out there right away and let readers digest the revolting news.

According to Life & Style, the random pair dined at Hollywood restaurant Dan Tana's on December 20. They were joined for dinner by a group that included director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel and Hilton's pretend BFF, Brittany Flickinger.

"It was an odd group for a dinner party," said a witness, making the understatement of the year.

The tabloid also reports that the night before this gathering, Clooney and Hilton enjoyed a more intimate tryst at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

There's really no pun or witty line we can end this with that would make it any less shocking. For shame, George. For eternal shame.

Britney Spears has certainly dated some interesting characters in the past couple of years - from J.R. Rotem to Isaac Cohen to Adnan Ghalib.

Now, supposedly, she’s been swept off her feet - literally! - by none other than a handsome Bollywood dance instructor, Sandip Soparrkar!

Sandip has probably seen Britney naked ... when he choreographed her "womanizer" music video She was nude at the beginning. That's a fact.
What falls short of that classification is the rumor circulating that Britney just flew to Jodhpur, India, for a romantic three-day chrismast break with him.
Britney Spears and Sandip Soparrkar have supposedly been dating for three weeks, and allegedly exchanged homemade presents under the tree there.
“It’s early days but their romance is going from strength to strength," a source tells the UK's Mirror. “Britney and Sandip have tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship like any other couple."

So we're expected to believe that Britney Spears just flew to India and back without any celeb news coverage? We're skeptical to say the least. There's also this hilarious (albeit likely made-up) quote about their Christmas dinner together:

“The pair were whispering and giggling all night... Sandy (as Britney likes to call Sandip) ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was licking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute.”

Congratulations, Holly Madison and Criss Angel. You're sort of engaged!
According to E!, the couple was spotted at Berger & Son Fine Jewelers in Las Vegas on Christmas Eve

A witness claims "they were looking at one ring and Criss said, 'Would you marry me?'"

Madison's response?

"[She] didn't say anything. She just looked at him."

Looks like the magician will need to pull a different trick out of his bag if he wants to hook this Playmate.