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Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. That much is clear.

What's unclear is what its purpose was. The Chelsea Lately host's rep, Stephen Huvane, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. A sexy comedy bit.

Viewing the Chelsea Handler sex tape makes that explanation highly questionable, however, as both Chelsea and her partner are both very naked.

The action is clearly not simulated, either.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in her apartment.
Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera whilst in the midst of the act.

At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” You always gotta get that.

Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine at home.

Reached for comment by Radar Online, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show ... but from what we've seen, if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine of all time.
The unnamed source that leaked the sex tape said the following:

“This is an old tape Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne.”

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues. “It was taken so long ago and distributed on old VHS tapes, that I’m sure most people just threw them out."

"Her stand-up was so bad and they didn’t realize she would make it big one day. It’s highly possible that many of the recipients of the tape didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”

So ... cover up of a sex tape or a comedy routine with explicit sex? You decide ... and we imagine Michelle McGee has some thoughts on the matter.

If you thought the first episode of the final season of The Hills tonight was the beginning of the end, you may want to rethink that, Kristin Cavallari says.

"There's a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes," the resident bad girl said, presumably meaning on top of the 12 episodes starting this evening.

So either an ultra-long Season Six or a Season Seven. Either way, that's great news for any fans the show actually retained since Lauren Conrad bolted.

"I would like to," she said. "I'm in such a rhythm with things and I'm having a great time. We're just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 and make them good."

The writers and editors have done a great job lately, so we're all for it!
"I can't deny the fact that he is one of the most good looking men in the entire world," Cavallari, who swears she's not a bitch, gushed unabashedly.

"We have a lot of fun together. I don't know if we could ever really get back together and be serious, but we are sort of trying to see if we could."

She'd also like to see former Hills frontwoman LC return for the finale.

"I would love her to," Kristin Cavallari said. "I think it would be so great if she did. There could be many different ways of bringing her back."

Kristin and Co. grace our television screens at 10 p.m. Tuesday.

Ah, the life of Kim Kardashian.

For doing nothing at all, the large breasted reality star can always make headlines; whether she's being berated by the morons at PETA, or making gobs of money for standing in a store in Australia.

First, Kim started her week by Tweeting a random photograph of herself - and her giant left boob - holding up a cat. For what purpose? Probably because she knew PETA would react and the incident would paint Kim in a sympathetic light.

After all, she may be useless - but what individual in his/her right mind would ever side with an organization that cares more about attention that about saving animals?
On cue, PETA released a statement about Kim's dastardly actions: "Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn't needed."

Fair enough. But is Kim the only person who has starred in a sex tape with Ray J to have done so? **

Meanwhile, Kardashian isn't letting this flap get in the way of her professional life. She's was in Sydney, Australia over the weekend, promoting a new Motorola phone and doing her job as mobile phone ambassador.

Seriously. That's a job. Kim is being paid to stand around, hold a phone and give it her blessing. Guess we should be grateful this product won't mess with the self-image of girls around the world.
** Editor's Note: This joke narrowly edged out the following when it came to Kim mockery: "Speaking of support under the rump... Ray J really gave it to Kim from behind during their popular sex tape!"

** UPDATE: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals L.A. has chimed in and said: "It is permissible to hold a kitten by his or her scruff for a brief amount of time... [but] the manner in which Ms. Kardashain is holding the kitten could lead others to mishandle animals."

What do you get a woman that has everything?

Or, specifically, that has the planet's most swoon-worthy actor in her bed every night.

Such is the dilemma we face today, as Kristen Stewart turns 20. We'd love to get the Twilight Saga star a special present, but let's face: she goes home to Robert Pattinson each evening. Any gift would pale in comparison.

Stewart recently earned solid reviews for her portrayal of Joan Jett in The Runaways, and will likely be making the media rounds often over the next couple months as she helps to promote Eclipse.

It looks like Michael Jackson's addictive personality and need for instant gratification may become a critical component of Dr. Conrad Murray's legal strategy.

Yesterday we talked about how Dr. Murray's defense will argue that Michael Jackson killed himself by pumping a lethal dose of Propofol into his own body.

This happened, allegedly, when the doc left the room to use the can. Murray says he personally administered only an eighth of the amount in MJ's system.

That's far-fetched if you ask us. But to bolster the story, sources familiar with the defense's strategy say they plan to show it was in character for Michael.

Michael Jackson was a demanding celebrity, lawyers for Conrad Murray will claim, and a man-child who wanted what he wanted when he wanted it, period.
Amazingly, the defense will use Coke to prove its point.

Not Coke as in cocaine, but plain ol' Coca-Cola. Michael Jackson apparently consumed massive quantities of the legendary soft drink, despite its caffeine content.

Jackson, an insomniac, knew full well that guzzling the stuff would make it hard to sleep, but he did not care. When the time came to sleep, he turned to drugs.

The defense will provide examples of MJ hyping himself up with caffeine from soda, then using drugs - including Propofol, an anesthesic - to knock himself out.

Basically, this is all meant to establish that he was an individual who demanded instant gratification, making the idea of Jackson waking up, seeing Dr. Murray was out of the room and self-medicating with massive amounts of Propofol believable.