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Happy Halloween jaded viewers.If you're looking for super awesomeness today, you've come to the right place. Below you'll find all my reviews for all the NYC haunted houses and Halloween events as well as a few of the Long Island haunts I went to.Whatever your poison is this Halloween, remember to check for razor blades in apples. That really happens.New York CityBlackout Elements (2013 review)Nightmare...

  Thanks to my buddy Caleb for showing me this hilarious video!  It was posted on the website theawesomer.com and shows Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Leatherface, and some other famous movie killers on a conference call, discussing their plans for this Halloween!  This video was done by the great cast at Barely Political who do all sorts of parody's and sketches. Enjo...

To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island a few weeks back. Our final stop was Gateway's Haunted Playhouse, a haunt that has been on top 10 lists...

There are a lot of lists on the Internet telling you what the best haunted house in America is. Other lists will tell you what the most extreme haunt is. The Raven and Black Cat has a list of the most extreme haunted houses where they will touch you. Clearly, there are levels of haunted houses ranging from family friendly to WTF.  And though I love haunted hayrides my bread and butter has always...

Here are this week's horror related DVDs and Blu-rays coming out tomorrow, 10/29 (Click on a title to see a trailer for that film)*   7TH DAY *  ALL HALLOW'S EVE *  BYZANTIUM  [DVD & Blu-ray] *  HARLEQUIN (aka DARK FORCES) [Blu-ray] *  HOUSE OF DARKNESS, HOUSE OF LI...

To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island a few weeks back. Our second stop was Nyctophobia, an interactive experience I've been dying to try...

  It's getting close to Halloween, which means it's time to carve pumpkins!!!  My family headed out to the  pumpkin patch today to pick out some future Jack-o-lanterns!!  I have done some pretty detailed pumpkins in the past, like a Jason Voorhees pumpkin and a Freddy Krueger pumpkin.  This year I kept it a little more simple with a pumpkin inspired by the opening credits...

    In 1987, German director Jörg Buttgereit  created a film that is a true cult classic to horror fans.  The film was NEKROMANTIK and is about a very taboo subject.   Here is the plot of the film from it's ibdb page to tell you what I mean:  A street sweeper who cleans up after grisly accidents brings home a full corpse for him and his wife to enjoy sexually,...

To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island. Our first stop was Jesse Eisenberg approved, Adventureland's Nightmare on the Midway and if you're...

As many of you know, one of my favorite blogs is SHATTERED RAVINGS, which is ran by my buddy Scott Baker.  Scott has done some guest reviews on my website in the past, but now focuses mainly on his own blog which is really growing!  He has hosted some great giveaways in the past, and is now hosting a great new giveaway!!  The latest contest is for a Blu-ray copy of the film,...

  AMERICAN HORROR STORY:  ASYLUMDistributed by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment  There are some excellent horror related TV shows on these days, but one of the best ones by far is AMERICAN HORROR STORY.  If you watched the 1st season, you will know how good this show is.  From the acting to the writing, everything about this show is amazing.   I loved the first...

[This is just a review of Blackout Elements. A spoiler filled walkthrough will follow after the show's run ends.]Well if you're reading this fellow jaded viewers, you have probably read all the stuff  I've ever posted about Blackout. There is no doubt that this once upon a time, urban legend of a haunted house, the one where "they touch you" and "they water board you" is now a full fledged powerhouse...

  Here are this week's horror related DVDs and Blu-rays coming out tomorrow, 10/22 (Click on a title to see a trailer for that film)*  100 BLOODY ACRES [Blu-ray]*  CHILDREN OF DRACULA*  CHILLING VISIONS:  5 SENSES OF FEAR  [DVD & Blu-ray]*  THE CONJURING  [DVD & DVD/Blu-ray combo pack]  *  KINDRED:  THE EMBRACED - Complete Series* ...

   CURSE OF CHUCKYDirected by Don Mancini Distributed by Universal Studios Home Entertainment  I am a huge fan of the CHILD'S PLAY movies, especially the first two films.  The later sequels BRIDE OF CHUCKY and SEED OF CHUCKY got a little (further) far fetched and kind of cheesy.  I was so relieved as I was watching the newest installment in the CHUCKY films, CURSE OF CHUCKY,...

You should be overly familiar of Blood Manor by now. I've reviewed this NYC Haunted House staple for 5 years straight. I first went in 2009, then 2010, 2011 and 2012. So it's been churning out the scares well before I went and it's still going strong. What you'll get from Blood Manor is what you get every year. Scared tweens, tweenagers and brave mom and dads who accompany their kids into an elaborate...

  Most horror fans are familiar with the 1932 film, WHITE ZOMBIE, which is considered the first full length zombie film.  What you may not know, though, is that a film production company called Ragnbone Productions is remaking this classic film!    I know a lot of people don't like remakes, but sometimes they can be a good thing.  I think WHITE ZOMBIE is a perfect film to...

Joined by fellow Blackout Survivor "D" and "C" from The Raven and Blackcat, we ended our Maryland haunted house road trip with Legends of the Fog, a haunt in Aberdeen, MD. I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting much from this haunt but I had read up they had 3 attractions lined up with one of them being a haunted hayride which would have been my first. On that excitement alone, I went in hoping for the...

  Here are this week's horror related DVDs and Blu-rays coming out tomorrow, 10/15 (Click on a title to see a trailer for that film)*  ABDUCTED*  BABYSITTER MASSACRE*  BAD RECEPTION*  BIRDEMIC 2:  THE RESURRECTION*  THE BLACK DAHLIA HAUNTING  [DVD & Blu-ray]*  BLACK SABBATH  [DVD & Blu-ray]*  BLOOD MOON RISING:  LUCY'S REVENGE ...

  A while back I posted a video of the hilarious invisible driver drive-thru prank from the youtube channel, Magic of Rahat.  This guy has some hilarious videos, a lot of them having to do with horror themed pranks.  Rahat is back with a cool skeleton driver prank that is definitely worth a watch!  Check it out at the link below and click on the Magic of Rahat's youtube...

    You might have already seen this, as it is making it's way around  the internet.  A marketing company has produced an awesome Telekinetic girl prank at a New York coffee shop to promote the new CARRIE film coming out next Friday, 10/18!   In the prank, a man is set up with a harness and cord tied to him, and he spills coffee on actress playing the telekinetic girl....

When you're planning to go on a haunted house road trip, make sure you're with people who are on the same page as you or you're going to have a bad time. Thank the crazies I have friends who are as insane as I am. Joined by blogger "C' of The Raven and Black Cat and fellow Blackout Survivor "D" we trekked the 3 or so hours to just outside Baltimore, Maryland to hit up not 1 but 2 haunted houses on...