Usher Walks Dog Down Aisle

Just one week after the alleged pregnancy scare, Usher and fiancé (as in a MAN engaged to be married. I bet that one went right over your head didn't it? I may be a darky but I gots my GED!) Tameka Foster finally wed on Friday.



In a closed casket private ceremony, Tameka put the final nail in Usher's coffin. It's one thing to fuck an ugly chick, but to marry her and have a kid with her just ain't right. I had my suspicions about the SIKE! these two fools pulled last week, but this shit confuses me. What could possibly make a bone inducing, stud like Usher marry a horse faced, icy bitch like Tameka Foster? Blood money? A mean case of dick herp that Usher is too scared to pass on? Usher is gay? Any suggestions? Leave em in the comments.