Bruce Willis is disappointed

Why so sad, Scout Willis? Is it because your step-father, Ashton Kutcher is closer to your age than to your mother's? No...that's not it. Is it because even though you are cuter than your sister Rumer, you're still not that cute? That could be part of it, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you are sad because your dad is wearing a shirt that says that he wishes you were a boy. The site that he is advertising, www.genderpill.com, doesn't seem to exist, but his desire to have a son instead of three daughters is as real as your sister's huge, tragic chin. Cheer up Scout, I'm sure that at least one of you three will turn out to be a lesbian and Bruce will just have to accept that that's as close as he's going to get.