Who is the fairest of them all?

Why thank you Ice-T! You are correct, I am the fairest of them all. But by fair, I mean pale/white/almost translucent skin. I most certainly do not mean the most attractive of them all. Oh no, that title goes to your wifey, Coco:






Why the lord chose to bestow all the most beautifulest genes into one sexy lady and not spread them out among his people proportionately, I will never know. Coco, I don't even know you but I'd kill you myself if it meant that I could have one ounce of the beauty you possess.