Dating Nick Lachey is a BLAST!

Just ask, Vanessa Minnillo who looks like she's about to crap her pants, she's so g.d. excited about strolling on the beach with her love. Even the fruity daquiry that Minnillo seemed to chug down (note: Nick prefers to gently sip his lady drink) doesn't seem to have enough booze in it to make hanging out with Nick Lachey enjoyable. I feel your pain, Vanessa. If I was dating Nick Lachey, all I could think about is that he was (allegedly) the first to put his wang all up in this. While the fact that he got to her before she got all whorey may comfort some, if I were to venture a guess, I'd say that Nick's wang sent her down the orange, slutty path that she is now on. And now that wang is all up in you, Vanessa. Get out while you still can!