Scott Stapp: Will You Marry Me?

Scott Stapp was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of domestic assault with intent to commit a felony. Which, I think translates to wife beating that almost led to wife murdering. Classy! I've never expected much less from the guy. I would like to take a moment to propose the gift of marriage to Scott, from me. Scott, I would like to marry you. I would then entice you to beat me by simply being myself (It seems to work in that way no matter who I'm around) and then I would destroy you with the two war machines that are my fists. Your music and general demeanor seems to produce a rage within me that has yet to be matched by any other celebrity that I hate. I'd like to see what kind of damage I could do to your face. Who smiles like that in their mugshot when they've just been brought in for beating a woman? Yeah, he needs to marry me so I can curb kick his face Tony Soprano style and then find his teeth in the cuff of my pants. I await your answer to my proposal, Scotty.

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