Disease Swapping Celebrities: A Breakdown

Allow this gritty black & white photograph to serve as proof that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel is boning. Jessica was previously rumored to be boning Ryan Reynolds, who is now officially linked to Scarlett Johansson, who was linked to Timberlake after he made out with and straight up murdered her ass in his shitty video. Holy crap, what a mindfreak! SPEAKING of mindfreak - don't forget that Justin's ex Cameron is boning the sickness that is Criss Angel. Jesus, I can't keep up with all this hollywood disease swapping. I'm just going to ignore it and focus on more important things, like this:



OMG! Top Model finale tonight! Viva Natasha! Why should I be worryin' bout the celebrity when some people have war in the countries? God, I hope she wins.