My Hair Weave costs about 5g's and all you natural blondes be jealous of me!

A sauced up Lindsay Lohan apparently enjoying herself at the Coachella Festival in Southern California. She enjoyed herself so much that it inspired her to record a third album this August! "I want to do what Britney was doing. I want to work with Pharrell and Justin Timberlake and Timbaland." I can't wait for song titles like "More Rumors," and "Confessions of a Drunk Talentless Girl," and "You can still Drink in Rehab (ode to AA)."
There's also another industry that the actress is very interested in conquering. "I think I should be a stylist," she said, recalling a recent Chanel shopping excursion. "I'm taking things off the mannequins because I'm like taking everything from the store. ... I mean, I saved another room at the Chateau Marmont for a year that was just a closet! That's not normal!" If taking shit off mannequins is what a stylist does then i want that job. Does the sauce really make you think u can steal other people's work and call it your own? I'm tired of rumors, rumors.....