What's happening in Melbourne?

Who the hell knows, but apparently this "Eddie" might bone himself. An Australian friend of mine sent me this link, when I asked him what "bone" meant in Australia, he said he didn't know. I read the accompanying article, and I think it means that he's going to "hire" himself, but I'll continue believing that the entire population of Melbourne is wondering if Eddie is gonna sex himself up. Those crazy Australians. Back to the gossip!

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