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Ah, it's been a while since I've posted a video for no other reason than that I find it to be sweet. Enjoy Bobby Brown, and enjoy your weekend! Especially if you are celebrating the 4th this weekend. But please, be careful. You don't want to end up sharing the same tragic fate that these highly flammable, not really comparable to humans at all, plaster mannequins were forced to endure. What will I...

Marcia Cross? Is that you? Kathy Griffin? Could that be you? What? What's that you say? That's SHARON STONE???? Are you sure? Did carrot-top make a woman out of her? It only gets bett...

Sure, she likes to make out with her dad, but does that make Hayden Panettiere a ho? Maybe! We'll find out! Did you know that cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded? I think I heard that in a movie...It's Blank or Not-A-Blank!First off, let's address the issue at hand. That picture above. Recently, a bunch of candid photos of Hayden were released onto the internet. I find the picture to be...

Is it just me, or does Evan Rachel Wood look like she regrets her decision to shack up with Marilyn Manson? But maybe I'm misinterpreting this, and she's actually gazing with loving affection at Manson's disgusting turkey neck. Why does he always looks like he is about to vomit? Maybe that's how she eats? He mama-birds food into her mouth. How romantic. Sorry I'm ruining your day with these phot...

When I was 12ish, I was caught stealing Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's E. 1999 Eternal cd. Perhaps that is why I will always love Bone. Reminds me of the good times. Here is their latest song, unfortunately without the lyrical genius of Bizzy Bone. It's far too long, too repetitive, and has far too many people on it, but...I like it. I can't help it. I need to go to Bone rehab. For the group, and for all...

What does a lady wear when she is about to serve her mother with a letter from her lawyer stating that mom is to stay away from her children when she's on the drugs? Well, if you are Britney Spears, you are not a lady, so you wear a silk tank top, sans bra (obvs), and some dangerously short cutoffs that leave the frayed ends no other choice but to seek refuge inside of the Spears baby slide. And don't...

Looks like someone didn't sit little LeeLee Sobieski down and explain to her that the Black Tie Boxing event she attended last night was not to be taken literally. Can someone get on that? And while you're at it, can you let her know that there's a fine line between being ironic and being an asshole, and that she's clearly crossed over onto the latter? Thanks!Sou...

Every morning, it's the same routine. I get up. Get in the shower. Take a massive dump. Get out of the shower & go to work. Then, I sit down and open up People.com and look at Star Tracks; their daily dose of celebrity photos. Almost every other day there is some douchebag celebrity taking some cheesy picture with a Disney character at the Magic Kingdom. I know. Celebrities are often forced to...

Here is a really cool way to kill 10 minutes today, especially if you like movies as much as I do. Someone found movie quotes that included the numbers 1 through 100 and edited them together in a neat countdown. After you've watched it and tried to see how many movies you can name, you can go here to see the list of films used. Wowzers! What will they think of next? My suggestion is a light bulb made...

Usher and the man he is slated to marry, Tameka Foster officially announced that they are expecting a baby. It is rumored that the two furiously rubbed their wangs together, attempting to start a fire of love, and Tameka wound up pregnant. She is currently undergoing intense medical treatment as this defies all scientific laws known to man. Which she is. She's a man. Got that? Also a man...Serena...

Look! It's the Spice Girls! And they've reunited and will bestow upon us more beautiful and groundbreaking music! But this isn't your old Spice Girls. Naw. Fuck that. This the new Spice Girls. Posh, Sporty, er...Red?, Baby & Scary have been replaced with Dominatrix, Hipster, Grandma, Preggo, & Paternity Spice! Finally, a group of girls that actually represent how I could be feeling at any...

Back in her No Doubt days, Gwen Stefani dabbled in Ska-Hippery. Now that they've had a brief reunion, it seems that she has woken the ska-hippie that was napping within her breast from its deep slumber. It's like she found the 90's drawer in her closet and just threw on whatever was in there. Do whatever you want, Gwen, but this is not fair to your son. You can tell that he is not pleased about being...

The humans are dead#5) Robo-BeyonceBeyonce emerged on stage in some sort of Robocop get up, and if this is what robots are really going to be like in the future, please kill me now. I really don't want to be sung to death by Robo-Beyonce in the Robot Holocaust of 2037. However I do respect that when Beyonce called for everyone to do an "old school dance", she chose the butterfly. Watch the performance...

As if you needed another reason. Here is John Stamos all sauced up in an Austrailian TV interview. The day before this television interview, he was kicked out of an interview with the Daily Telegraph for being wasted, which he spun as being jet lagged. This video above was too long for me to watch (anything longer than 3 minutes needs to be on par with Vagina Power in order to hold my attention),...

Here's just a little reminder of what Amy Winehouse looked like before American influence took hold of her. Aside from the bejeweled top, she looks good. Well, she looks a hell of a lot better than the toothless, cracked out, and apparently self-mutilating mess we now see plastered all over the magazines. During an interview with Spin magazine, Amy used a piece of broken mirror that she had kept from...

Oh, I'm sorry. White people, were you not aware that the 2007 BET Awards were on tonight? It's a good thing that I, being a white/black, am here to help you prepare for one of the greatest moments in all of television. The awards haven't even begun yet, and already there are fights a brewin'! This award show is like the Oscars, if the Oscars weren't run by a bunch of pussies. And racist white people....

This wrestler, Chris Benoit, is believed to have straight up murdered his family and himself. TMZ has some details: Several Atlanta-based law enforcement sources have told TMZ Benoit may have strangled his wife on Saturday, then smothered his son in his bed a day later. Investigators refuse to officially comment, pending final confirmation by the coroner on the cause and time of the deaths.And this...

Is your injury really that deep, Gwyneth Paltrow? From here it looks like you scraped your knee, and from my experience, the appropriate reaction to bumping your knee is not breaking out the crutches, it is more along the lines of this:Sou...

Oh jesus. We all knew this day was going to come...Paris Hilton is out of jail, and if you thought that the overwhelming onslaught of Paris news was bad while she was in jail, just wait...it's only going to get worse now that she's out. Paris said that she is a changed ho now that she's been in the clink, and I think her braid represents that she is now a good, wholesome, young woman - and also possibly...

Pharell Williams used to be hot. Hot in that a little bit too skinny, and dresses as well as the gays do, but surprisingly isn't gay (that we know of...) kind of way. Ladies n' Gays, you know what I'm talking about:But now, something tragic has happened to Pharell's face. I don't know if he's not eating, or if he's just been hanging around with Michael Jackson a bit too long, but...something just...

Maybe you should think twice about working on your fitness in front of a large audience when you've traded your sit ups for sitting in a recliner, and your energy drinks for beers, Billy Blanks. But if Billy Blanks stopped doing the Tae-Bo, what in the sweet lord's name would he do with all of his camouflage leotards?Is it just me, or does Billy sort of look like Sloth in that picture?Does anyone...

Now that the word is out that Eddie Murphy is the father of Mel B's baby, all the neighborhood kids are trying to meet their real father. Head up, eyes forward, Eddie. Don't look those kids in the eyes. Throw rocks at them if they make it over that fence, and run to the hills! Run for your life! That's a whole lotta child support and you don't want their grimy, bastard hands dirtying up your nice...

Cameron Diaz laughed her way around Peru this weekend wearing a bag that bore a red star the words "Serve the People" printed in Chinese. "Like, tee-hee, stars are cute!", she most likely exclaimed as she purchased the bag in China on one of her many adventures there. Apparently, people in Peru were pretty pissed about her choice in accessory:The bags are marketed as fashion accessories in some world...

Today marks the "Only 100 more days until Phil will love me for a whole night" occasion. September 30 at the Palace for the Genesis concert, from there we will remove an 'a' and that makes, 'Place' as in, 'My Place'. And its got me feeling all kinds of groovy love. When I'm feeling blue, all I have to doIs take a look at you and then, I'm not so blueWhen you're close to me, I can feel your heart beatI...

Its official. Much like many have been saying for months now, Eddie Murphy is officially a baby daddy to the spawn of Scary Spice. Sorry, Eddie. Pointing the finger elsewhere ain't gonna cut it this time. What made you think you could get away with it? You think guys are just lining up to bone Scary Spice sans le condom? Maybe it had to do with you being a bit..But it appears you need to get all your...

Dang. Lily Allen's not looking too good, y'all. Why don't we try to bring her down some more by finding out if she's a twat or not-a-twat! Hey! I bet she'll write a myspace blog all about it! What fun! For us, anyway. Let's get started! Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them. It's blank or not-a-blank!At first, I kind of liked Lily...

NBC has reportedly offered Paris Hilton a million dollars - thats right A MILLION DOLLARS - to be the first network to interview her after her release from prison. Way to go NBC! That'll teach her a lesson! Lets pay this already rich dumbass more money just to talk about how she had to pretend to be treated like everyone else for a change. I don't even find this funny. I am appalled at how low NBC...

Ah, the first day of Summer! The greatest thing about summer is when all of your a-hole friends decide that they are going to ruin your summer by filling it with weddings & all the crap that goes with them. Showers, bachelorette parties, rehearsal dinners, more showers...this is the main reason why I often find myself getting far too intoxicated at the reception. I have to dull the pain of my...

If Beyonce would have been alive in 1912, and also aboard the Titanic, I have a feeling the the outcome would have been a lot different. She could have just said, "Ahoy! Women & children! Climb aboard my ass and I shall save ye!" (She would say "ye" because that's how they talked back then). All the little kiddies would have climbed upon her ass, and she would have swam them to safety, then entertained...

Renee: Of course I knew I would rock in Chicago. I mean, didn't you ever see my performance in Empire Records. I sang on a roof! A roof!! Isn't that the most incredible thing you've ever heard? I also haven't eaten anything since that performance either! Sarah Jessica: Oh Renee, you played a slut in that movie and you dressed like a whore in Chicago, but the eating thing is incredible! I for one reached...