Can Someone Please Explain...

Now that the word is out that Eddie Murphy is the father of Mel B's baby, all the neighborhood kids are trying to meet their real father. Head up, eyes forward, Eddie. Don't look those kids in the eyes. Throw rocks at them if they make it over that fence, and run to the hills! Run for your life! That's a whole lotta child support and you don't want their grimy, bastard hands dirtying up your nice white suit. Got a different idea as to what is going on here? Let us know, in the comments. And you know what? Why the hell not: