Summer weddings ruin lives

Ah, the first day of Summer! The greatest thing about summer is when all of your a-hole friends decide that they are going to ruin your summer by filling it with weddings & all the crap that goes with them. Showers, bachelorette parties, rehearsal dinners, more showers...this is the main reason why I often find myself getting far too intoxicated at the reception. I have to dull the pain of my summer being ripped from me like how I plan on ripping sweet Henry Seal Klum from Heidi's German arms one day. Today not only marks the first official day of Summer, but also the beginning of wedding season with the first wedding I'm contractually obligated to attend. If I can pull myself from sobbing in the corner somewhere, whispering "It should have been me...Always a wedding attendee and never a bride", I may find time to update. You'll have your blank or not-a-blank tomorrow, and there will be updates from the other two jokers on this blog too. So keep checking back, have a good weekend, stop getting married in the summer, and see you Monday, if not before!