Usher & Boyfriend defy science; announce baby

Usher and the man he is slated to marry, Tameka Foster officially announced that they are expecting a baby. It is rumored that the two furiously rubbed their wangs together, attempting to start a fire of love, and Tameka wound up pregnant. She is currently undergoing intense medical treatment as this defies all scientific laws known to man. Which she is. She's a man. Got that? Also a man...Serena Williams:



Fine, dude. It's all about you. It can be 'all about you' all that you want, as long as you keep your beast of a body away from me. These dudes are scaring me.