Unbreak my boobs

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 06 Juni 2007 0 komentar


Toni Braxton's boobs went to a party last night. I'm pretty sure they couldn't breathe the entire time. I think she promised them that they would never breathe again. If I had boobs like that, I'd smash them in a corset in order to maximize cleavage too. Unfortunately for me, I was literally born without boobs. What's even more unfortunate is that I never got them once I hit puberty either. I've since had to duck tape two old popples to my chest, which is why I refer to my "girls" as "furry pink and purple" - which, contrary to popular belief, was not a reference to my non-existent nipples. Wow! Confessions are fun! Almost as fun as watching old Toni Braxton videos:






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