David Lynch Swears

I love David Lynch. However, I also love

Product Placement.

You see, I tend to forget what the best coffee in the world is. That's why I'm glad that celebrities cart their starbucks cups around and go to starbucks in the movies. Sometimes I forget which pizza I find to be the most delicious, and then I watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze and remember that if Pizza Hut pizza is good enough for a turtle, than it certainly is good enough for me. But I think I love celebrities swearing more than I love product placement, but not more than I love pizza. Dang, now I'm all confused. WHY ISN'T THERE A PRODUCT THAT CURES THE CURSERY OF CONFUSION?



Ah, I feel much better. Play-Doh is fun and not confusing at all. See, where would we be without product placement? We'd be just one big ball of confusion, that's where we'd be. So maybe you should put some Taco Bell burritos in your next movie instead of some crazy ass giant bunnies, David Lynch. If nothing else, it would certainly make your movie more delicious.

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