Do not insult Alec Baldwin

...Especially if you are his daughter Ireland. TMZ obtained a voicemail that Baldwin left to his daughter Ireland. Let's just say he was less than pleased with her when he left this message. In the message he calls his daughter among other things a "filthy little pig" for not answering the phone when he called and threatened to "straighten her out", which in my personal experience means that she is about to get beat. Maybe she was in the bathroom when you called Alec, Jesus. Do you really need your daughter to answer the phone while she's squeezing out a deuce? This really makes me sad, because I have been on Team Baldwin for this entire Baldwin vs. Basinger custody battle to the death, even more so since 30 Rock started and renewed my love for this angry, angry man. It is always sad when celebrities are doing so well and then just blow it all by doing something stupid. Alec Baldwin, please cool it now.