Workin on her Hotness

Damn Fergie, you're looking good. Pay no attention to those people in the background. You know, the ones that work out in normal work out clothes. Those people are fat dick-holes. They clearly don't care about working on their fitness like you do. That's why they'll always be fatties while you'll always be thin, popular, and well hydrated thanks to the two canisters of bug juice strapped to your waist. Just so you know, when you see Fergie run by you she wants you to punch her in the stomach. Jesus did that!