I'm worried about him

Can you spot the woman? Steven Tyler is starting to resemble the way a fruit roll-up looks when you take it out of its handy plastic/waxy wrap and unroll it. He's all shiny and something tells me he probably smells of watermelon. I don't know why he would smell like watermelon, it's just something I'd like to think he'd smell like just to help me cope with the terror I feel when looking at him.