Uma Thurman has GINORMOUS boobs

I picked this picture of Uma & her boobs because it was the most unflattering and therefore makes me feel loads better about myself. I am insanely jealous of her tremendous rack. If I only had 1/4 of the boobs she possesses, I would be a much happier woman. I, like all women, measure my happiness based on my boob size. And since my boobs stopped growing when I was 8 - It's safe to say that I'm a pretty miserable person, made even more miserable when people like Uma Thurman are out and about in the Carribean, flaunting their tits around. I hope you and your boobs, and your wealth, and your fame are HAPPY, Uma! I'll be just fine. You know why? Because I have something Uma will never have. A celebrity gossip blog. And neither you or your huge boobies can take that away from me.



More of Uma and her "Come on now...you can't be serious" boobs here.