How I spent Easter

Did you know that Girl #2 and I are besties with Kate Moss? We is! There I am on the left, and Girl #2 is on the right. Sometimes Kate asks us to go out with her so she can feel better about herself, and she sure needed a pick me up after we posted this unflattering photo of our BFF. Initially after Kate saw what we had posted about her, she called us fatty fat fats and said we were cut off from her constant supply of narcotics. Girls are bitches y'all. But then we made up and decided to get really high, dress our best, and then go out with our emaciated little model friend. So here we are, twirling around London on Easter. Don't we look great!?!? Don't you now feel shitty about yourself after seeing our pound-for-pound good looks? Tell us how unbelievably attractive you find us, in the comments!