Jay-Z wants to kill himself

Suicidal thoughts are common when you are around Kimora Lee Simmons (thankfully covering her fug face on the far left). But combine Kimora with Tyra Banks and Beyonce, and I'm pretty sure Jay-Z was thinking of little else. Why would Jay-Z even go to the basketball game with these annoying bitches? Oh yes, because he is a slave to Beyonce's vagina. But you know what, that vagina can't clench his wang forever, and one of these days Jay-Z is just gonna snap. I hope it's at a basketball game, I hope he takes out his years of pent up rage on Tyra Banks, and finally, I hope it is in the form of a swift uppercut to her face.

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