Is this really necessary?

Congratulations Debra Messing! You are doing something so ridiculous you get to be on the blog today! Honey, when you are shopping for jewelry on the street, is it really necessary for you to check yourself out with the dollar store hand mirror the peddlers provide for you? That necklace probably costs about $2, and if you haven't blown all your Will & Grace moneys on coke yet, chances are pretty good that you can afford it and don't really need to see if it looks good on you. Just buy it, ho! I, on the other hand, am allowed to not only use the mirror, but also to run away with the mirror & the necklace because I am poor. You are rich and should use the brains that you've purchaced to know better. Haven't you learned anything from being on that dumbass show? The stereotypical gay man certainly would not approve of this behavior.