Boobs & Butts & Wang (Grabbing)

Wow! Lots of "celebrities" were showing off their naughty bits in a celebration of their freedom. Lets start with two people who are getting married this weekend, and also who I coincidentally hate:



I think the photographer captured a beautiful moment here, the moment in which Tony Parker shockingly realized who he was actually marrying. Why he's airing out his french ass is still unbeknownst to me, but I'm willing to bet it has something to do with "preparing his kingdom" if you will, for the rim job he is hoping to receive as a wedding gift from his bride-to-be. Good luck with that!




That Noxema Girl/Dylan's girlfriend that died on 90210/that girl that killed that kid was caught this weekend desperately vying for her husband, Eric Dane's attention. First, she tried grabbing him in the junk. Judging from his face, he is not too impressed with this gesture. So then, she stripped down in front of friends and their kids and dangled her boobies at him:



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Not sure how her husband felt about this display, but the 9-year-old & 6-year-old were quoted as saying that she "does a boner good". Hey, Missy Elliot! How'd you feel about that last joke?



Me too, Missy. Me too.

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