I didn't even know they were engaged

Well. They did it. After a quiet and humble engagement, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have finally legally entered into their doomed to fail marriage. Now that the ridiculous ordeal is over, Eva has geared her attention to more important issues, such as employing a team of scientists & doctors to turn her entire ring-finger into a diamond encrusted, robot-like contraption. She's already half-way there!



Soon, Eva's entire finger will consist of nothing but diamonds. And she will use her new diamond robot finger to cut through glass, increase the audibility of impatient finger tapping, and of course, to point and laugh at the homeless. The robofinger will soon be equipped with a laser, but I think that just goes without saying. I mean, come on, have you ever known a robot ring-finger to be laser-free? I think knot.