Freedom's light burning warm

The 4th of July is my favorite holiday, mostly due to the fact that we celebrate by eating, boozing and setting things on fire. What more could you want? Since we love eating, drinking and boozing so g.d. much - we are taking an extended vacation. That's right, bitches. We'll be back, hopefully more hungover than ever, on Monday. We suggest that you spend your time without us going back and re-reading the entire blog cover to cover. While you're doing that, we'll be filming the sequel to that popular GM commercial with that oh, so catchy John Mellencamp song. And, before I go - I didn't want celebrities to be the only ones to show how much they fucking totally miss Princess Diana, so here's the most patriotic song in the world, sung by a guy in the most sparkly purple shirt in the world, in which Princess Diana witnessed first hand. TODAY! Have a great weekend! TODAY! I'm mentally drunk already. TODAY! And as always, THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING THE BLOG! TODAY! *EXPLOSION* The end.