Spears now has the paparazzi on her payroll

Question:

How does one go from looking like this on Saturday:



To looking like this on Sunday:



Answer:

Pay the paparazzi to photoshop your photos for you before they release them to the public.

I know many things can contribute to a bad photo being taken. The lighting, a bad angle, a bad weave, pants that are too tight and leave marks on your stomach, but seriously...these photos are like night & day. No matter how much you pay them, we're not buying it Britney! We know you're trashy. We LOVE that you are trashy. We've accepted the fact that we're never going to get a gem like this from you again:



When are you going to accept it? For (probably not) the last time, embrace your innter trash, girl.

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