Some are better, some are worse

Hey! Look at Marc Anthony!



He doesn't look at sick as he usually does! In fact, if we take a look at what he normally looks like, one could say that he's looking pretty darn snazzy. That's right. Snazzy. Not fancy just yet, but keep it up! Maybe you'll get there eventually. However, it does look like Jennifer Lopez has to look shitty in order for Marc Anthony to look good. I don't know what is going on with that dress, but...way to turn down the hot so your husband can have a little?

Someone who really needs some help though, is Al Pacino:



I'm sorry, but these film icons do not get a pass for looking like disheveled hobos. I'm not saying you have to look as snazzy as Señor Anthony, but must you look like you were just rummaging for food in a trashcan? Lucky for you, I'm actually quite taken with the "down-on-his-luck-probably-diseased-homeless" look, and I'll agree to be the J. Lo to your homeless ass. That is, if you'll have me Mr. Pacino. And lets be honest, right now I don't think that you're in a position to refuse any offer. Even one from me. I'll wait for your call.