Oh Hell No: Lohan busted for DUI AGAIN!

For reals. This is not a joke. Just DAYS after being released from rehab - Lindsay Lohan was busted AGAIN this morning for DUI. And guess what they found in her pants! If you guessed "an AA bracelet" - I think you could be considered clinically retarded. If you guessed "mutha-fucking-COCAINE" - DING! DING! DING! You'd be right! I guess those extra 15 days in rehab, or the SCRAM bracelet she's been wearing haven't really helped her that much. Isn't that SCRAM bracelet supposed to monitor & detect any alcohol in her system 24/7? Current details are as follows, courtesy of TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica early this morning -- her second bust in less than three months. Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Law enforcement says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan. She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.

At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

Girl is fucked. Does she realize that she's not going to get shopping/workout breaks when her ass is put in jail? She will most likely get raped though. I'd also like to nominate Lindsay for our dumbass of the year award. We'll keep you posted on further developments.

Here's the depressing mug shot: