Finally!

Naomi Watts finally let that baby slide right on outta there. I'm still a bit concerned. Not so much for her anymore, but for her vagina. That could not have felt pleasant. The beast that swelled her belly to ginormous proportions shall now and forever be known as Alexander Pete Schreiber, and he apparently only weighed 8 lbs. 4 oz. This leads me to believe that there is another baby hiding all up in there. There must be. How can a little bean like that cause a woman to become such a giant fatty? We'll keep you posted on the emergence of a secret baby...

And I know I've posted this video before, but can you ever hear this song too many times? No...no you can't.