Scott Baio hasn't banged a hot chick since '93

And whats the fastest way to get you some hot chick poonani?

Be on the TV. And friends, that is just what Chachi is doing. I had the unfortunate experience of watching an episode of Scott Baio Is 45 and Single late last night ( i was drunk and wasn't thinking straight) and it is CRAP! But I get the feeling that you already knew that. It did how ever get me thinking about all the puss Baio used to get.

He used to bone Pamela Anderson


He used to get up in Heather Locklear


He even porked Nicolette Sheridan


And there's more! Brooke Sheilds, Nicole Eggert, and, God help me, even Liza Minnelli all had a piece.

Regardless of all the tang you used to score, your show is shit, Scott Baio! But, I do commend you for the effort. If being on the TV worked for an ass ugly guy like Flava Flav, why wouldn't it work for you? Just know that the effects only last for a season. Do you think that Flav will ever bang a bitch this hot again? Probably not.