Trapped in the Closet: The Reckoning!

Trapped in the Closet, the 12-part hip-hopera from lyrical genius R. Kelly, is the gift that keeps on giving. Actually, it's a gift that is always entertaining, but it actually stopped giving at chapter 12. Every night I sing all 12 chapters to my dog irrationally hoping that if I do that, the saga will continue. I just can't go on with my life not knowing if Gwendolyn ever stops going on & on. But how could you match the brilliance of the first 12 chapters? Shit. Think. Shit. Think. Quick...put it on IFC.

I don't know when (release date according to imdb is JULY 24!, we'll see if that's true) I don't know why or how. But according to this, it looks like all 12 chapters PLUS 10 NEW CHAPTERS will be airing on IFC and on IFC.com sometime in the near future. Sweet merciful lord. I'm so EXCITED! Actually, I've been excited about this for some time now. The only thing that would make this better is if R. Kelly peed on me while I watched the new installments. There's still time for that, though.