Britney attends funeral for her career

With her only friend held close to her dirty, diseased bosom, Britney Spears takes a deep breath, grabs her fanciest hat, and prepares to attend the long overdue burial of her now stagnant career.

Actually, she's trying to revive her stagnant career the only way she knows how. She threw this on:



Man, she's so pretty.

And she's trying to make a video. By the looks of her outfit, this is going to be the classiest, most beautiful video the world has ever seen. And in case you missed it yesterday, Britney went swimming in her underwear. Your welcome for not posting that here yesterday. Sorry for posting this.

For more of Britney practicing her "moves", go here.